This one goes out to my good friends Coesee coetsee.seo@gmail.com ; abass abass.seo@gmail.com ; henrylow henrylow.seo@gmail.com and others who seem to like leaving endless spam comments on my blog plugging onlineuniversalwork.com – There, look. I’ve just given you free publicity in a blog post. You won.

And to show just how much you mean to me , I have written this poem to you based on your insightful comments.

Affiliate Marketing is a performance based sales technique,
I know just reading those words makes my knees go weak.
Used by companies to expand their reach into the internet at low costs,
And left as spam comments by onlineuniversalwork toss-pots

This commission based program allows affiliate marketers to place ads,
So you can learn how to spam like their moms and their dads.
On their websites or other advertising efforts such as email distribution,
we will all say ‘praise be’ for your endless spam contributions.
In exchange for payment of a small commission when a sale results,
we can all be like you, a bunch of annoying spam cunts.